You put your penis in, you take your penis out.....

....then you sell the book used on Amazon.com.














You may have seen the book, "Penis Pokey" (link to Amazon) in a post at BoingBoing, but they're mearly mentioning the fact that 60% of people who view this book on Amazon go on to buy a children's Bible instead (I don't even want to know....). I would like to point out something a bit more discomforting.

Or hilarious.

Let's split the difference and say discomlarious.

There are eight of these books available used. USED. There are eight available editions of this book pre-touched by male genitalia.

"Um.... It was a gift. I never used it. Really...."

Discomlarious.